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starring : Sandhal Bergman (from red sonja and Conan the barbarian)

This has got to be one of the strangest movies of randomness I have ever seen.

The movie starts out with your main 3 characters heading into a barter town with their goods. There are plenty of things on sale from the late 70's and early 80's, such as cereal and other trinkets. I get that it's supposed to be like a fallout of the future but i don't understand why people are wearing medievil clothing. I mean if they still have boxes of Corn Flakes they should still have regular clothes.. but whatever. THEN! attack is placed instantly by characters that look like they are straight out of a TROMA film.

They steal the main dude's sister and he's off on a journey with his clumsy but action styled buddy to save her.

First they end up in Sandhal Bergman's kingdom of blonde babes in warrior costumes. A lot of things happen that don't make much sense. They kidnap Sandhal for some reason and are instantly captured by 'mutants'. A star wars scene happens and they escape the mutants with help of the babes from Sandhal's squad. She lets the main characters go even though they kidnapped her. But instead of letting them go she decides to follow them with one of her babes.

The two main characters end up in a hippie community that turns into a werewolf farm... i think. Then they escape again to find themselves in another strange mess.

This same scenario happens again and again until they find the TROMA nazi's from earlier.

I don't really know what else to tell you. I'm just as confused.

If you want to watch a movie that makes little sense with some bizarre crap going on. This is a film for you.

Rating = a confused C-